BUZZARDS
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Happy (age) Birthday, (Name), you old Buzzard!
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We flew in to wish (Name) a happy (age) Birthday!
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Happy (age) birthday from all the old birds!
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Honk for (Name) he/she is an old buzzard now!
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We’re Buzzin’ In to Wish you a Happy (age) Birthday!
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The old Buzzard is (age)!
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Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (Name)!
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Happy flocking birthday you old buzzard!
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(Name) a little birdie told us your ‘e (age)!
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You know it’s (Name’s) Birthday when the buzzards start circling!
CANDLES
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Notify AARP! It’s (Name’s) birthday!
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(Name’s) not old – He’s youthfully challenged!
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(Name) isn’t aging – he/she’s increasing in value!
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50?? I demand a recount!
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(Name’s) wild oats turned out to be shredded wheat!
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40 – 18 with 22 years experience!
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29 Again? Talk about recycling!
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50 is 5 perfect 10’s. Happy Birthday!
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In dog years, you’d be dead. Happy (age) birthday!
COWS
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Holy Cow! (Name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!
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Don’t have a cow! It’s only another birthday!
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Moo Hoo (Name)’s (age!)
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(Name) we are moooooved by your (age)! Happy Birthday!
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(Name’s) an udder year older! Happy (age) Birthday!
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(Name’s) (age) today and that’s no bull! Happy Birthday!
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What a cow-tastrophy (Name) an udder year older!
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We herd (Name) is out to pasture at (age)! Happy Birthday!
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(Name) don’t have a cow you’re only (age) now! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, (Name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!
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(Name), it’s your birthday! Milk it for all it’s worth!
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Moo’s Flash! It’s (Name’s) (age) birthday!
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Happy Birthday (Name)! Party till the cows come home!
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We’re in the mooood to wish (Name) a Happy Birthday!
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(Name) you don’t look calf your age!
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You’ve aged so graze-fully!
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Look who moooed into the neighborhood!
FLAMINGO
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The flock is in shock! (Name) is (age)!
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Happy (age) Birthday (Name)! You’ve been flocked!
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Happy Birthday You Old Bird!
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Old bird, young heart
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We flew in for (Name’s) (age) birthday! Happy Birthday!
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Gotcha! (Name) these birds don’t sing! Happy Birthday!
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(Name) a little birdie told us you’re (age)!
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Happy flockin (age) birthday, (Name)!
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We’re tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy Birthday!
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We flew the coop to wish (Name) Happy Birthday!
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Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (Name).
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Happy (age) birthday (Name)! You’ve been flocked!
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(Name) (age)?? Get the Flock Out of Here!
SIGNS OF AGING
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(Name) read the road signs
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(Name) important signs ahead
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(Name) it’s a sign of the times
SKUNKS
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We got wind of your Birthday (Name)! Happy (Age)!
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Just got wind (Name’s) another year Odor!
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Get a Whiff of Old Age! (Name) is (Age)!
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Happy (Age) Birthday You Little Stinker!
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It’s Another Stinkin’ Birthday! Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!
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Pee-Eww Being (Age) Stinks!
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Let’s Raise a Stink and wish (Name) A Happy (Age) Birthday!
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(Name) is Downwind of (Age)! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday (Name)! Eat, Stink, and Be Merry!
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Stinky Poo, Happy Birthday to You!
SMILEY FACES
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Notify AARP! It’s (Name’s) birthday!
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(Name’s) not old – He’s youthfully challenged!
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(Name) isn’t aging – he/she’s increasing in value!
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50?? I demand a recount!
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(Name’s) wild oats turned out to be shredded wheat!
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40 – 18 with 22 years experience!
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29 Again? Talk about recycling!
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50 is 5 perfect 10’s. Happy Birthday!
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In dog years, you’d be dead. Happy (age) birthday!
WINE BOTTLES
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(Age) and fine as wine!
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Don’t wine you’re no longer 49 Happy 50th!
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Aged to Perfection
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Like fine wine (Name) gets better with age
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Happy Birthday (Name)! Eat, Stink, and Be Merry!
All Yard-Grams Include
– Delivery & Pickup
– 20 Critters/Displays
– 2 foot tall HAPPY BIRTHDAY lawn letters
– Personalized Message Board
– Assortment of “retro” candy (candy cigarettes, Necco wafers, wax lips, candy bracelet, Hot Rocks, etc.) from when the recipient was a child!
– 24 Page greeting card featuring news stories and ads from selected year!
– 2 Full Days of Display