BIRTHDAY MESSAGES

BUZZARDS

  • Happy (age) Birthday, (Name), you old Buzzard!

  • We flew in to wish (Name) a happy (age) Birthday!

  • Happy (age) birthday from all the old birds!

  • Honk for (Name) he/she is an old buzzard now!

  • We’re Buzzin’ In to Wish you a Happy (age) Birthday!

  • The old Buzzard is (age)!

  • Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (Name)!

  • Happy flocking birthday you old buzzard!

  • (Name) a little birdie told us your ‘e (age)!

  • You know it’s (Name’s) Birthday when the buzzards start circling!

 

CANDLES

  • Notify AARP! It’s (Name’s) birthday!

  • (Name’s) not old – He’s youthfully challenged!

  • (Name) isn’t aging – he/she’s increasing in value!

  • 50?? I demand a recount!

  • (Name’s) wild oats turned out to be shredded wheat!

  • 40 – 18 with 22 years experience!

  • 29 Again? Talk about recycling!

  • 50 is 5 perfect 10’s. Happy Birthday!

  • In dog years, you’d be dead. Happy (age) birthday!

 

COWS

  • Holy Cow! (Name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

  • Don’t have a cow! It’s only another birthday!

  • Moo Hoo (Name)’s (age!)

  • (Name) we are moooooved by your (age)! Happy Birthday!

  • (Name’s) an udder year older! Happy (age) Birthday!

  • (Name’s) (age) today and that’s no bull! Happy Birthday!

  • What a cow-tastrophy (Name) an udder year older!

  • We herd (Name) is out to pasture at (age)! Happy Birthday!

  • (Name) don’t have a cow you’re only (age) now! Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday, (Name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!

  • (Name), it’s your birthday! Milk it for all it’s worth!

  • Moo’s Flash! It’s (Name’s) (age) birthday!

  • Happy Birthday (Name)! Party till the cows come home!

  • We’re in the mooood to wish (Name) a Happy Birthday!

  • (Name) you don’t look calf your age!

  • You’ve aged so graze-fully!

  • Look who moooed into the neighborhood!

 

FLAMINGO

  • The flock is in shock! (Name) is (age)!

  • Happy (age) Birthday (Name)! You’ve been flocked!

  • Happy Birthday You Old Bird!

  • Old bird, young heart

  • We flew in for (Name’s) (age) birthday! Happy Birthday!

  • Gotcha! (Name) these birds don’t sing! Happy Birthday!

  • (Name) a little birdie told us you’re (age)!

  • Happy flockin (age) birthday, (Name)!

  • We’re tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy Birthday!

  • We flew the coop to wish (Name) Happy Birthday!

  • Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (Name).

  • Happy (age) birthday (Name)! You’ve been flocked!

  • (Name) (age)?? Get the Flock Out of Here!

 

SKUNKS

  • We got wind of your Birthday (Name)! Happy (Age)!

  • Just got wind (Name’s) another year Odor!

  • Get a Whiff of Old Age! (Name) is (Age)!

  • Happy (Age) Birthday You Little Stinker!

  • It’s Another Stinkin’ Birthday! Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

  • Pee-Eww Being (Age) Stinks!

  • Let’s Raise a Stink and wish (Name) A Happy (Age) Birthday!

  • (Name) is Downwind of (Age)! Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday (Name)! Eat, Stink, and Be Merry!

  • Stinky Poo, Happy Birthday to You!

 

SMILEY FACES

  • Notify AARP! It’s (Name’s) birthday!

  • (Name’s) not old – He’s youthfully challenged!

  • (Name) isn’t aging – he/she’s increasing in value!

  • 50?? I demand a recount!

  • (Name’s) wild oats turned out to be shredded wheat!

  • 40 – 18 with 22 years experience!

  • 29 Again? Talk about recycling!

  • 50 is 5 perfect 10’s. Happy Birthday!

  • In dog years, you’d be dead. Happy (age) birthday!

 

 

WINE BOTTLES

  • (Age) and fine as wine!

  • Don’t wine you’re no longer 49 Happy 50th!

  • Aged to Perfection

  • Like fine wine (Name) gets better with age

  • Happy Birthday (Name)! Eat, Stink, and Be Merry!


All Yard-Grams Include

– Delivery & Pickup

– 20 Critters/Displays

– 2 foot tall HAPPY BIRTHDAY lawn letters

– Personalized Message Board

– Assortment of “retro” candy (candy cigarettes, Necco wafers, wax lips, candy bracelet, Hot Rocks, etc.)¬†from when the recipient was a child!

– 24 Page greeting card featuring news stories and ads from selected year!

– 2 Full Days of Display

 

Bucks County, PA

(Delivery available to surrounding areas)

Yardgrams@gmail.com

(267) 961-8211